Bill is an absolute weirdo. He likes to crawl up on your chest to get near your face to fake like he wants to receive kisses. He will lull you in to a sweet kiss sess, and bite your nose! Or your chin! He enjoys sitting on you like a sweet kitty to receive pets and praise. He is incredibly tiny. I think he is really a specially bred cat who will remain kitten-sized forever. He is bound to be another foster fail. In the right light, you can see his tabby stripes. His belly looks like elaborate cutout swimwear. He is a total weirdo who has learned too much from infamous troublemaker and roommate, Friday the Rook cat. He loves to wrestle and chase his kitten brother and *very large* older cat. He has no sense of fear or consequence and will initiate attacks on older, large cat. He has a few toys that are his favorite, and he will bring them to you. I do not know if he wants me to protect them for him, or if he wants to play fetch, but he will bring them back a few times if you toss them! He thinks the record player is a toy.
